C.A.B.S.

Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.

"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."

C.A.B.S. by MizPlunderBunny February 20, 2009

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C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.

Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.

C.R.A.B.S. by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

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C.S.A.B.H.

Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.

"Yo man, I have to go home and shit."

"Why dude? You can use my bathroom."

"No, I C.S.A.B.H."

C.S.A.B.H. by spiderman saves the day April 15, 2008

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s.a.b.a.c.

s.a.b.a.c. is an acronym that stands for 'smoke a blunt and chill' also can be refered to as 's.a.b.n.c.'- or 'smoke a blunt 'n' chill' where 'n' refers to 'and'

examples: 'Yo nigga, you wanna S.A.B.A.C.?'

s.a.b.a.c. by prophesssser greenthumb July 8, 2007