Raccent
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Raccent
The surname of the famous Officer Raccent, a temperamental Agent who lost his mind during a tricky case involving three missing teenagers and a UFO sighting. He is known for his violent outbursts and love of justice. He is married to his wife Lesley, has two children named Bethlehem and Jerusalem, and owns a dog named Horse.
rackcent
A condition that afflicts well-endowed female speakers. It prevents male (and sometimes female) listeners from comprehending what is said due to their complete fixation on the speaker's breasts, or rack.
Busty woman: "Excuse me, but could you direct me to Main Street?"
Enthralled man: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, please? I'm having trouble with your rackcent."
Enthralled man: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, please? I'm having trouble with your rackcent."
rackcent by Mask of Mirth June 2, 2009