Drama Queen. A female who:
A) has an average of three crises or tizzies per day,
B) must hear the words, "
I love you" in some
combination of text, voicemail, and notecards on flowers 17 times per day or she will cry and quit,
D) has a history of
throwing dishes at boyfriends,
E) is addicted to several things,
F) has OCD,
G) cries at minor incidents,
H) is always complaining about something,
I) is a Gossip Goddess,
and so on.