pulling a kellie 

The act of sticking ones finger up there dogs anal cavity as to give a prostate exam.

" My vet was caught Pulling a kellie again."

pulling a kellie by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Pulling a Helen Keller by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007