deja moo 

1: I've heard this bullshit before

2: I've seen this cow (bitch) before

3: I've seen this cow (animal) before

1.
Jacinta: Are you coming to the movies with me?
Derek: Sorry. Working on a science project with Hannah...
Jacinta: Deja moo.

2: Lauren: I'm having a deja moo! Have i seen the lying cow before?
Dana: If anyones a lying cow, it's you.

3: Daisy da Cow: Moo!
Sarah: Have I seen you before?
Daisy da Cow: Moo!
Sarah: I must be having a deja moo.

deja moo by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

Deja Moo 

The feeling you heard this bullshit before

X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...

Deja Moo by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Deja Moo 

The feeling that you've heard all this bull shit before.

Person # 1: So then I caught a fish, like, ten feet long!
Person # 2: I have a strong feeling of Deja Moo.
Person # 3: No wonder! He's been telling the same damn story for thirty years!

Deja Moo by Skunkpit September 13, 2009

deja moo 

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

deja moo by Lexie 1912 October 28, 2008

deja moo 

I've got a feeling I've heard this bull before

Third time this week he was late for work. He starts explaining how his wife is pregnant and requires so much of his time. I'm thinking deja moo, he said this last year too.

deja moo by I4Putt April 7, 2010

Deja Moo 

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

some one tells u they are coming and don't
u have heard this over and over
Friend said they would come over Deja moo

Deja Moo by gracieshy January 13, 2008

Deja Moo 

Part 1: Waking up hungover, rolling over and locking eyes with a fatty, and realizing that you got too drunk and had sex with a cow.
Part 2: Upon further speculation, you realize that this fatty is no ordinary fatty.
Realization: You have had drunk sex with this particular fat chick before.
Deja Moo.

Rich: Dude, I still can't believe you banged that fat chick Carla last week.
John: Yea, well I had a Deja Moo with her last night.

Deja Moo by Bozo105721 March 10, 2009