Gretzky 

1. Really Good Hockey Player
2. slang, Refers to mentally retarded person, similar to a person shown in a commercial with Wayne Gretzky years ago saying "gretzky!"

Dude, I got stuck sitting next to a gretzky on the bus. He was fucking drooling!

Gretzky by Bob Boukie January 31, 2005

gretzky 

In ontario, canada its a nickname for a coffee served at Tim Horton's that has 9 creams and 9 Sugars.

"Ill have a gretzky and a donut and a dialysis machine please"

gretzky by BradPittlike January 19, 2007

gretzky 

Easily the greatest hockey player of all time. Also the first thing that comes to mind when you hear #99, regardless of the situation. Can also be used to describe a hockey play that was set up from behind the net, since Gretzky's office was behind the cage.

Did you see that guy Gretzky it from behind the net on sportscenter?

gretzky by Justin A. V. April 8, 2008

gretzky 

A sexual encounter which unfolds as follows:
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.

"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."

gretzky by d107835 January 7, 2008

Gretzky 

Greatness in the likeness of Wayne Gretzky.

Yo! That never ending beer fountain is totally Gretzky.

Gretzky by nrmdiec3ls November 25, 2014

gretzky 

A condition where the right arm is shorter than the left.

Awww man that guy has a noticeable gretzky!

gretzky by Terminator5050 October 14, 2012

Gretzky 

1. Walnut
2.Hockey player: Wayne Gretzky
3.Name of a genuinely great person who deserves way more than they will ever know. Absolutely the best at making people laugh and can brighten anybody's mood instantly. Everybody loves them because it's impossible not to.

person 1: you know Gretzky?
person 2: there is 3 options you could be talking about and the 3rd is just a dream-
person 1:wtf are you on about? I'm talking about walnuts.

Gretzky by yourlocalmarbs May 6, 2020