janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

janitor's ice cream scoop by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2016

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream 

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream by djprobed July 7, 2007

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine 

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

Davison's ice cream 

Great ice cream manufactured in the Isle of Man.

This Davison's ice cream is only available to the inhabitants of the Isle of Man (that small Isle in the Irish sea). It comes in many flavours though they are likely to be stopped with no notice at any-time. This is possible due to lack of workforce i assume as the guy who owns the business is a complete tosser and workers do not tend to stay in the job to long. Admittedly the ice cream is really good and hard to beat and the places to purchase them are cleaned to a high standard. If you ever visit this tiny Isle be sure to try this ice cream.

Davison's ice cream by Travelling Troll May 8, 2010

Toft's Ice Cream 

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

Toft's Ice Cream by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

God's Ice Cream 

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

God's Ice Cream by chain grater November 10, 2009

Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

Mallory's Ice Cream Day by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013