Publed

When you go into a pub to have 1 or 2 drinks and end up getting drunk, walk into a puddle and die.

You: (dead in the street)

Friend: yo, you just got publed

Publed by Publedqueen June 23, 2021

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Pulled a Takei

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

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Pulled an Amber Heard

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.

Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

Pulled an Amber Heard by shitposter99 April 21, 2022

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Pulled a Bob

To steal or defraud. To lie or deceive. Basically to do anything underhanded and shitty.

I pulled a Bob on that dumb ass and sold him a car knowing the title was bad. He pulled a Bob on me and took my money then never delivered the product.

Pulled a Bob by Jerry Kramer August 21, 2018

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pulled a mufat

to clutch in a time of need

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pulled a mufat by TheRealMufat August 28, 2021

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Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

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Pulled a Shanka

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

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