whittled 

crushed, wiped out or routed... as in losing a set of tennis 6 love.

I played a game of chess and was whittled in 6 moves. Or... Jim was so whittled from gorging himself on gin we had to carry him back home.

whittled by Randy S June 6, 2005

matty whittled 

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew

matty whittled by bag of crabs October 29, 2010

matty whittled 

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

matty whittled by bag of bloody crabs October 29, 2010

Rick Whistled 

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

Rick Whistled by iBetty January 12, 2012

kim whittle 

a ugly scabby white girl with no morals and a non-existent batty.

oi bro that gals a proper kim whittle

kim whittle by battyjointsmoker420 January 2, 2019

whittlesford

The land of farmers and christians, just off duxford.
Anyone who doesn't read the whittlesford newsletter is branded a non-believer and/or satanist.

"Hey wanna go to the park?"

"Can't, it's whittlesford dude, we'll get crucified."

whittlesford by Haraju March 3, 2008

kim whittle 

A white girl from farny who looks like she's been at war in afghanistan for a long 10 years , in other words she is scaly as fuck , she has had intercourse with 50% of the teenage male population and has a minge that looks like a forest mixed with a beaten up chicken wing.

Oh shit, I hear Kim whittle shagged Tyler stott for a puff of a joint

kim whittle by beansellsbushwack February 27, 2019