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fartshit
verb. when someone farts but accidentally releases some spare feces, resulting in a spraying of feces along with the sound of a fart.
mel gibson fartshit on carmtan at the end of "Passion of the Jew" episode.
"dude james just fartshitted all over your toilet seat."
"dude james just fartshitted all over your toilet seat."
fartsmith
1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.
Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.
Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!
2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?
2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?
fartsmith by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004
POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
fortshite
Word used to describe the game 'Fortnite' as it is a bad rip-off of PUBG (Player Unknown's Battlegrounds). Often used when roasting Fortnite players about how much better PUBG is over Fortnite.
Carl: Hey Jamal, wanna play some Fortnite at my dad's place later?
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
Fortshite
Fortshite by SublimeTrekkie June 13, 2018