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n. a state of wellbeing, usually characterised by positive emotions, ranging from contentment to euphoria. The feeling usually occurs during or after a much-needed midday meal with friends.
interj. Used to express anticipation of the euphoria to follow.
n. ah, that cheeseburger was good. So much lunchness.. :)

n. last summer I had so much lunchness in my life.

interj. A: Let's go to that new restaurant on the corner.

B: Oh lunchness, yes!
Lunchness by bleurb May 23, 2011
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Lunchfest 

Not to be confused with Brunch which is a more direct joining of breakfast and lunch.

"Lunchfest" is when you wake and bake and then are too lazy to make or go get breakfast, so you wait till like 1 or so, till the hunger builds and then you pig out stoner style.
Man, we been tokin since 9am, its time for Lunchfest!
Lunchfest by B-Wild May 23, 2010

Lunchmeister 

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!
A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

cruise ship lunches 

Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job

We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.

packing lunches 

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
packing lunches by mcfisha January 25, 2008

Lunchner 

luhnch-ner

–noun
1. a heavy midafternoon meal between lunch and dinner, typically enjoyed on weekends

origin - made popular in the 2010s in London. Has since taken on a global following.

Benefits - allows the diner to enjoy an extravagant feast whilst removing the downside. Because lunchner replaces both lunch and dinner, it saves time, reduces net calorie intake and leaves one with a lighter stomach before bedtime.
Jack's been pouring over the spreadsheets all afternoon, building up an appetite for lunchner!
Lunchner by DelightTeam November 3, 2010