mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

mega turbo by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

super ultra mega turbo 

a person who is extremely nerdy about one particular subject... i.e. a collector of pokemon cards

1. That fool went super ultra mega turbo on deez nutz.

2. That pokemon fan is super ultra mega turbo.

super ultra mega turbo by Malone Dick November 15, 2003

super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner 

Characterized by the jack in period 2 gym, who walks the track and munches on Reese’s candy

look at that moron jack, he’s such a super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner

super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner by realcoolguy42 May 22, 2023

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Turbo Mega Gay 

Much like Mega Gay, but gayer.

See that tall blond guy Olivier? Yea he's turbo mega gay!

Turbo Mega Gay by Door knob eater October 13, 2018

Turbo ultra mega super large gay

One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.

He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.

*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!

Turbo ultra mega super large gay by Door knob eater October 13, 2018

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL 

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024