asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

Assnigger 

The worst kind of asshole in the world. It's contagious and cancerous. An asshole who is of African descent.

Wow, I can't believe how much of an assnigger Ibeamaka is. He gave LaShonda a nigerian crowbar and left all the splinters in her anus hole.

I'm so pissed that Jamal gave Izefia a creambeard, he's the biggest assnigger I have ever seen in mah lifes.

Hahahahahahaha Jafaru's grandpa's an assnigger.

Assnigger by Jafaru April 19, 2008

assdigger 

A person who Fucks/rapes people in the ass.

Did you heard what happened to Bruce?
Yeah, He was fucked in the ass by Chuck,
Chuck is such an assdigger

assdigger by pornozano November 8, 2007

asshugger 

Used to describe someone who is not quite and ass kisser, but is in need of an insult of the sort

You asshugger, don't just pour me a drink, bring it here damnit.

asshugger by Alice Annabelle Ayers April 22, 2006

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

Assbadger by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004