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Fresh Treads 

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner
*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?
Fresh Treads by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

Bust treads 

Oh shit, is the 5-0, we gotta bust treads
Bust treads by Toby Maxwell February 23, 2006

Throwing a rock in your treads 

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.
*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

Denver Treasure Hunt

The act of storing cannabis infused edibles in a bag of non-infused food products, such as trail mix, and having your friends dig through it to find the buried treasure! Rules of the game may vary but often times your friends get to keep the products that they find or the loser does not get any goodies! Generally takes place when someone travels from Denver to another state that is not tolerant of cannabis and the goodies must be hidden from TSA
I went back to Connecticut to visit my friends and had a Denver Treasure Hunt! Terence was the winner and got to keep 14 gummy bears as well as a bag of trail mix. He is going to get super danked tonight!

Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.
Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.
Treason May by Alexmate November 14, 2018