pincher 

A very thin joint rolled for the purpose of solo smoking, so as not to waste weed.

"I think I'm just going to roll a pincher and take a walk down to the river."

pincher by Johnny Smoke July 30, 2008

pincher 

when you have your thumb and forefinger in a pinching position and you stick the thumb in the cunt and the finger in the anus and pinch away

hey treacle fancy a pincher
yeah why not

pincher by willow69 October 11, 2007

pincher 

a woman or man that you'd get with in a pinch or if you were desperate

Katie is kind of a pincher.

pincher by YoshiMilwaukkee August 21, 2008

pincher 

pincher means to be a bother and to be annoying and a pain.

Boy: *pinches you*
You: STOP BEINF SUCH A PINCHER
Boy: what does that even mean
You: it means you are annoying and a pain in the ass

pincher by planet.x November 11, 2020

pincher 

A person who is a creep and doesn't leave people alone.

hey you wanna come cuddle" "ew what a pincher

pincher by twintwime June 7, 2011

pincher 

an individual who either is

1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with

a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher

"The year was 39 and the sky was filled with lead
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing

pincher by SpeakProperFokkinEnglish May 30, 2021

Pincher 

The Ultimate night out where everyone gets mega drunk.

Referring to Chris Pinchers drunk night out that eventually led to the collapse of the UK Govt Cabinet.

Fancy a Pincher in town tonight?

Mate, last night was a complete Pincher.

Pincher by Pandaracer999 July 6, 2022