tanker 

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

tanker by the storm drains April 27, 2009

tanker 

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

tanker by HaeZ February 22, 2007

Tanker 

The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.

That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.

Tanker by Stonecoldkiller936 July 5, 2018

tanker 

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.

tanker by ralfg33k June 21, 2008

tanker 

To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered

tanker by Getnsnokie June 19, 2006

tanker 

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"

tanker by meech May 24, 2005

Tanker 

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"

Tanker by iTzJosH! February 22, 2009