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C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.
Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry 

When Xie Lian witnesses something so absurd he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
When Hua Cheng did 50 backflips and turned into a singular grain of rice, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

t o y o t a c o r o l l a 

t o y o t a c o r o l l a .
someone:what is dat?
me: T O Y O T A C O R O L L A

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called 

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.
Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother