Cistercian 

a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.

Jesuit kid: "Bro you seem down today. What's going on?"

Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."

Cistercian by elalmighty March 8, 2019

cistercian 

A small private school of all boys that is located in Irving, TX. It is the most academically prestigious school in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and continues to uphold a standard of excellence. Basically, even though the students have a reputation of being socially awkward when in fact they aren't, well most of them aren't, they attend very prestigious universities and live fulfilling lives.

New Dad: "Where should I send my kid if I want him to have the best education ever?"

Older Dad: "Duh, Cistercian."

cistercian by M cubed May 28, 2008

Cistercian 

A small school in Irving Texas that is notorious for being very smart and very socially awkward

Dad #1: Where do you want to send your son to high school?
Dad #2: Cistercian! I heard they sent 5 out of 42 kids to ivy league schools

Cistercian by texasboy99 January 2, 2015

Cistercian Preparatory School 

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.

Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”

Cistercian Preparatory School by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020

Cistercian Preparatory School 

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jane: do you see that ugly ass guy over there. he looks so dumb
Doe: yeah! he defiantly goes to Cistercian Preparatory School

Cistercian Preparatory School by obamaisdaddy April 3, 2017

Cistercian class of 2030

No. Just no. Absolutely not. Run for the hills. I’m sure some are nice, but that’s like -2/40. please run the fuck away

Girl 1: Bro, cistercian class of 2030 is evil
Girl 2: I know.

Cistercian class of 2030 by anonymousfollower November 29, 2025

Cisternino 

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

Cisternino by jewbear21 December 20, 2009