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A New York Shoe Shine 

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

A New York mugging 

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

A New York mugging 

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox 

Flatbush, New York is a nice roblox game that started off in 2020 it mostly rose to fame in 2022 a lot of people can agree it paved the way for a lot of people and alot of niggas. Also there is someone named “Hector” that doesn’t contribute to the game at all and is a shitty guy all around word on the street is that he got raped at 5. But Racey, Taz, Jah, Kash you are truly appreciated and you paved the way for me and alot of niggas. Flatbush was amazing. Nowadays all the owners are rich and play roblox football games, I really miss this game I hope it will come back one day
Yoo Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox was a very good game my nigga

in a Hot New York second 

Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!

Packing For A Trip To New York 

1. A response when someone asks you if you're busy. Even though you've got no plans it connotes that you're busy and important - New York is a busy and important place. Furthermore it is infinitely better than saying that you're doing nothing.

2. Planning to smoke weed - a 'trip' to a far away place.

Note: this response would be awkward if you live in New York or any East Coast American City.
Friend 1: "Bro you doing anything this saturday"

Friend 2: "Nah man i'm packing for a trip to new york in the morning"

Friend 1: "Sweet as pick you up at 730"