croch critters 

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

croch critters by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

Crotch Critters by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

crotch critters by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

crotch critters by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

African Crotch Critters 

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.

Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.

African Crotch Critters by I have ghetto Medical Terms! November 16, 2006