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bodyknocker 

A person who initiates intimate behaviors with a significant other based solely on having sex with their body. They admire their physique, but prefer not to get involved farther than that. The person may also lack characteristics that make them attractive(i.e. nasty face, awful personality).
Dude 1: You had sex with that girl just cause she had a sweet bod?
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm a fuckin' bodyknocker, broseph.
bodyknocker by domjohnz March 2, 2008
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Bongknocker 

A Bongknocker is an entity (human or animal) who would rather run through your bong, knocking it over, spilling the water and potentially breaking it, as apposed to walking around it respectfully and gracefully.
"Who spilled the bong!? ROXY! You BONGKNOCKER! BAD DOG!"
Bongknocker by Korrpse Fiddlah November 23, 2009

BooKnockers 

Someone thats not worthy to be a boo but not quite yet your baby.
Your my booknockers because your special to me, but BABY just isn't in my vocab at the moment?
BooKnockers by Samantha R. October 15, 2007

Bommyknocker 

1. Bommyknocker: Two people in bed, at least one of whom must be male, the man rolls over towards his partner, causing his penis to 'flop' onto their leg or belly.

2. Bommyknocker substitution: Slapping somebody on the leg using your outside arm, indicating that they have just been figuratively cockslapped.

3. Verbal Bommyknocker: Using all of your tact and wit to orally wang-whack your unsuspecting foe.
1. "Look, we're just friends, sharing this bed tonight does not give you the right to Bommyknocker me."

2. "I'm gonna kill that bastard for Bommyknockering me!"

3. "Your momma. Bommyknocker!"
Bommyknocker by SamecksDiamond January 20, 2004

bobknocker 

Duuuude he's a total bobknocker

Bogknocker 

That guy didn’t know what a bogknocker is so he checked Urban Dictionary as if to prove my point.
Bogknocker by IraqiCitizen November 25, 2020