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Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.
Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.
Assiness by Roberta James June 25, 2018

smart-assyness  

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.
George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.
1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.
1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.
Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

bitch assness 

n. a disease thats sweeping the nation causing evny, jealousy, and unnecessary arguing; frequently used by diddy
bitch assness by Dylan Hansel March 23, 2008

Bitch-Assness 

A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"
"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"
Bitch-Assness by RRowley February 8, 2008

bitch assness 

bitch assness by bitch assness January 26, 2012