Tampon tea 

When a woman leaves her used tampon to sit in the toilet bowl and the blood releases into the water causing it to turn red.

I went to take my morning pee and what should I find other than A beautifully steeped batch of tampon tea.

Tampon tea by J. Monte July 10, 2018

tampon tea 

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

tampon tea by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.

Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?

Tampon TeaBag by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021

Team tampon 

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

Team tampon by creepUnited February 13, 2012

teabag tampon 

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

teabag tampon by stevemister July 18, 2015

tampontastic 

great for all occasions

Wow!! This is tampontastic!!

tampontastic by poopycakes May 8, 2003

Tampontacular

To be overly satisfied with your tampon. To use an access amount of glory towards your vagina. Men would be considered Manpontacular.

That dumb whore sure is tampontacular today she loves to show off her PMS

Tampontacular by Doooooooooobie May 13, 2009