LOMP 

LOMP is an acronym for "lots of moving parts" It can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.

Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.

Dude, you go jogging with the original iPod? That thing is LOMP, I'm surprised its hasn't broken.

LOMP by Lefty One Eye June 24, 2009

LOMP 

LOMP is and acronym for "Laughing off my pussy" commonly substituted for LMAO or LOL

Jenny- OMG did you see the pic she sent to her boyfriend?
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.

LOMP by JohnnyWalkerStein December 10, 2009

LOMP 

A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.

When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!

See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.

"Dude, did you see Davon's fake pics? LOMP!"

"LOMPemon, gotta catch 'em all!"

LOMP by Shake! March 29, 2008

lomp 

verb, To dress in women's undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the rectum while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.

It was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.

lomp by susanna502bananna December 28, 2005

Lomp 

When a individual without consent begins to eat another individual usually from the hair to the feet. It is important to note there is no chewing occurring. It is done by gumming and moving your body forwards while their's is stationary.(It is hard to do if they run)

#1: Dang, did you hear about what happened to Humphrey?
#2: Nah i didn't
#1: He got lomped on by Tess

Lomp by Dont Neg ME October 2, 2018

Lomp 

The art of laying on the sofa in a purple hoodie doing sweet FA

Shares is such a lomper he has just lomped all day the lazy bugger

Lomp by Mr Shayes July 21, 2021

lomp 

is a very long lamp

oh look at that lomp

lomp by lolbot-3000 March 7, 2022