Ass Guitar

When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar". Usually occurs due to swamp ass.

Man 1: Damn, i have swamp ass like you'd never believe!
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse

Ass Guitar by Peirce July 17, 2007

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African Ass Guitar

When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass.

Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!

African Ass Guitar by JohnStoneS2000 June 19, 2010

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Ass Guitar • African Ass Guitar • guitared ass • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster • ass water

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

guitared ass by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

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