Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

Applecide by rperazag May 12, 2010

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

anklecide 

When you commit scooter ankle (hit the side of a Razor scooter against a bare ankle)

Person 1: Istg im gonna commit scooter ankle

Person 2: that’s the most painful thing you can do

Person 1: ANKLECIDE

anklecide by Dleyjnan January 9, 2019

Appletude 

The attitude that all Apple staff/ employees seem to have. Its that very American can’t do enough for you way. They are cool understanding and very polite, but also a tad annoying

That guy in the apple store has serious appletude

Appletude by Mb London October 20, 2011

applepine 

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.

Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

applepine by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".

"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."

Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011