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Abominable Snowman 

Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.
like omg! an abominable snowman like totally attacked us during Hancock!
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abominable snowman 

Mythical creature thought to live in the Himalayas. Also known as Yeti.
Sightings have been reported from Napal, China, and Siberia and other areas of Asia.
The abonimable snowman is said to be over 7 feet tall and have a heavy coat of white hair, allwoing him to camouflage in the snow of the mountains.
"Oh no! its the... the... abominable snowman!"
abominable snowman by fukkkerz August 28, 2007

Abominable Snowman 

When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.
Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?
Abominable Snowman by iamzepie March 28, 2010

abominable snowman 

verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.
I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.
abominable snowman by GetThatNut August 17, 2010

Abominable Snowman 

When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
Abominable Snowman by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018

abominable snowman

To snort a rail of cocaine and then get a throat pie.
I was face fucking some chick the other day she did a rail of cocaine and I creampied her throat now that's what I call an abominable snowman.
abominable snowman by Sirjoee December 16, 2025

abominable snowman cock 

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.
"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."