Milwaukee Brewers 

The greatest team EVER to NEVER win a World Series

-"Hey, you see those Milwaukee Brewers beat the shit outta those Giants yesterday?"

-"Yeah, too bad those Giants got the World Series."

Milwaukee Brewers by Mittens4hire November 13, 2011

Milwaukee Brewers 

Quick history: Formed in 1969 as Seattle Pilots, moved to Milwaukee in 1970. Play at Miller Park, the best stadium in baseball. Previously played at Milwaukee County Stadium. Played in the AL from 69-97, NL 98-present. Lost in 1982 World Series, lost in 2008 NLDS. Pending a huge collapse they will be back to the playoffs in 2011. Led by great hitters in Prince Fielder, Ryan, Braun, Rickie Weeks, Corey Hart, Casey McGehee. Good pitching in Zach Greinke, Yovani Gallardo, Shaun Marcum, Francisco Rodriguez, and John Axford. If they can stay healthy and keep their players, this is a team that will be relevant for years to come. Don't know why there is so much Brewers hate on here, must be a bunch of jealous Cubs fans who think that 2 World Series titles in 1907 and 1908 actually are relevant and meaningful. The Brew Crew have been near or above the NL Average attendance since 2004, so they do have loyal fans.

Cubs Fan: Milwaukee Brewers suck! 0 World Series titles? hahahaha
Brewers Fan: Shove those titles from over 100 years ago up your ass. You blame postseason failure on a goat and on a fan, but we suck? You are 6th in payroll yet lose 100 games a year, but we suck? GTFO idiot.

Milwaukee Brewers by SpartyFan1213 September 14, 2011

Milwaukee Brewers 

contrary to whatever captain sparklepants thinks, the milwaukee brewers lost a total of 106 games in 2002, not even close to the mlb record for most losses in a season. that honor is held by the 1899 cleveland spiders at 20-134. not recent enough for ya? try the 1962 mets, in their expansion year, who went 40-120. in fact, the brewers don't even crack the top (bottom?) ten in terms of losing records. also, look for the brewers to rebound in the 2006-07 season, with a promising young group of young guys and an undervalued pitching staff; the team will fight for the wild card this year and contend for the division crown for the next several.

the milwaukee brewers have some great young players--rickie weeks is the next robin yount; prince fielder is the next cecil fielder; etc.

Milwaukee Brewers by resident27 April 15, 2006

milwaukee brewers 

A team that sucked for 25 years and had no fan support and when they finally got good there fans act liek they loved them

Milwaukee Brewers 2006 attendance for a game 5,000
Milwaukee Brewers 2007 attendance for a gam 25,000

milwaukee brewers by Andrew Mush April 18, 2008

milwaukee brewers 

A team that sucked for 25 years and had no fan support and when they finally got good there fans act liek they loved them

Milwaukee Brewers 2006 attendance for a game 5,000
Milwaukee Brewers 2007 attendance for a gam 25,000

milwaukee brewers by Andrew Mush April 18, 2008

Milwaukee Brewers 

A Major League Baseball team formerly known as the Seattle Pilots and Milwaukee Braves. The Brewers have been one of the worst teams for the past couple decades and have only seen the World Series once(1982). They are historically known as being a younger team, but recently with new ownership and double their old salary have been able to aquire more experienced players.

You hear the Brew Crew made .500 this season?
No, but it's about time.
Hells Ya.

Go Milwaukee Brewers!

Milwaukee Brewers by Tajwk October 6, 2005

Milwaukee Brewers 

A MLB team in Milwaukee. They have one of the state of the art stadiums called Miller Park, but a poor team. In the 2002 season, they set the new low for worst record ever for a Major League Baseball team at over 120 losses. There poor ablity is blamed on when they get new young talented players, they trade them for dried up never-was.

Ben Sheets is a good young pitcher for the Brewers, but soon he'll get traded to the Kansas City Royals from some 45 year old short-stop who can't catch a damn ball.

Milwaukee Brewers by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005