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Helmeting 

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.
Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.
Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009
Related Words
hermes + amazing. If your pronounce hermes in hermesing, it sounds like amazing.
Born this way video = hermesing.
hermesing by Heather Harkness March 15, 2011

im hollering 

When someone is pointing out the fact that something made them laugh, or is absurd
Me: Did you see Frank fall down the stairs just now

Them: yes girl, Im hollering
im hollering by Kol3 May 26, 2021

Hollering Bench 

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

Hoilesing 

1. A verb, meaning to go out of your way to kill something in an online game even though it will inevitably lead to the demise of the whole team.

2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'
1. Oh my god that guy is fucking Hoilesing so bad.. wat a tard.

2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.
Hoilesing by Jefferson Ford June 5, 2010
When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.