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i was knowles last night at a party!
knowles by 122254 July 12, 2006
Another name for a frustrating and repulsive chef of word-salads.
I'm really dreading this meeting I have with a real knowles.
Knowles by evident July 22, 2020
getting pregnant so your boyfriend will finally marry you. (i.e. Solange and Beyonce Knowles)
"After the wedding, I found out she wasn't pregnant." "No way! She totally pulled a Knowles."
knowles by DivaDivine May 2, 2008
A sexual rendezvous involving three or more male partners.
Me and some guy friends got shitty the other night, and had a big knowles party. It was so silly!
knowles by Mike Renaldi March 26, 2008

knowles limit 

a scientific phenomenon, often observed in restaurants, but can occur anywhere food is available. It is described as the point in time where the conversation or level of interest has fallen low enough that participants begin to mix random foods together. Often, the Knowles Limit is used as an indication that the party is dead and it is time to move on.
When a person mixes their meatloaf with a glass of milk, they have reached the Knowles Limit

Knowles Gap

An attempt to do something useful but inadvertently cause a great deal of stress to others.

'Know-less Gap' also applies
- Look I just thought if you poured treacle on your nut sack women would like it more.

- Well that was a bit of a knowles gap, you forgot I wass squatting over a termite nest, I'll have scars until I die.
Knowles Gap by twmac January 13, 2010