jesus toast 

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

jesus toast by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

seeing Jesus in the toast 

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

seeing Jesus in the toast by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus) 

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)

1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus) by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

tastes like jesus by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

it tastes like jesus 

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.

guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.

it tastes like jesus by ian131313 September 30, 2010

jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

jesus in a toaster by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

tastes like jesus by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016