kleeped 

to be so wasted that one is kicked into sleep by drunkedness

Halfway through the night Jay was kleeped in the basement closet

kleeped by Yabooii3535 May 20, 2016

kleeper 

A turd which clings to one's anus, hanging on for dear life, terrified of being flushed away into the great abyss.

I went to do my morning business and ended up with a big old kleeper sticking to my ass hair.

kleeper by Tomasine October 20, 2021

kleeper 

Kleeper usually is one you feel like you can tell anything to. She's beautiful and so friendly you probably won't regret meeting a kleeper

Omg kleeper i have something to tell you

kleeper by Hughesacademy123 April 25, 2017