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Suck Daddy's Dick 

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.
Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!
Suck Daddy's Dick by Melvin Punymyer February 22, 2011

suck big daddy crow 

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.
Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

Suck me daddy 

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.
Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

Daddy Sucker 

Daddy Sucker by Frecks_ June 12, 2024

sucker daddy 

A man who gets trick by a girl who claims that he is the father when he aint.
Bro, Albert's ex came through a month after they broke up telling him that he gonna be a father. And he believes it! He's a sucker daddy.
sucker daddy by BigD9262 March 16, 2016