ejackulation 

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

ejackulation by orgy boys January 7, 2005

wacinduced ejackulation 

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results

miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!

wacinduced ejackulation by stuart ivey February 27, 2008

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011

post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

premature ezachulation by chaekirbz December 10, 2016