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Mike Zhang 

adj:To be a guy who is really good at basketball
v:playing basketball
guy one: how did you break My ankles
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
Mike Zhang by Hiadwer December 9, 2018

mike zozulia 

Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.
We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)
mike zozulia by I throw 90 December 29, 2009

mike zacharias 

(SPOILERS) a man who did deserve to die In season 2 of AOT mike was killed by Zeke aka the beast titan (rip dis hunk, also I really wanna fuck him)
'.'we've only lost once we give up"a quote by Mike Zacharias
mike zacharias by DA PAINLOL March 17, 2021

DJ Mike Zero 

Big-time heavy metal DJ from SC who loves to blast music so loud that your brain cells can't handles the force of teh metalz.

He plays so much metal that Metallica decided to rename themselves "DJMIKEZERO-ica"
DJ Mike Zero is the coolest mother fucker on the radio!
DJ Mike Zero by omgbuttsecks October 16, 2011

Mike Ziegler 

(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying
I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets

Mikezilla 

A nickname for Michael Jackson's extremely large penis.

It can be seen in his tight gold pants on the HIStory tour where he also sported a throbbing erection for the entire concert.

The effects of being exposed to Mikezilla can and WILL cause EXTREME mikegasms.
Oooh look at the way Mikezilla is bouncing around in those tight goldpants! Daaaamn it makes me wanna mikegasm !
Mikezilla by MJJIsMyKing April 22, 2011