The Emo 

An airborne disease caught by associating one's self with one of the infected. In order to prevent contracting "The Emo" one must maintain a ten foot radius around one's self from the infected. Be sure to also wear bright colors and a smile to be 100% safe from becoming one of the infected.

"Josh: Did you hear? Tom caught The Emo!
Courtney: How?
Josh: He got too close to one of the infected while walking past the razor section in CVS.
Courtney: Well, I guess we're not hanging out with Tom anymore..."

The Emo by stayingclean September 3, 2007

the emo trinity 

The emo trinity is three bands. Fall out boy, panic! At the disco and my chemical romance. If you like these bands you are considered to be in the 'emo trinity'

She likes fall out boy, panic! At the disco and my chemical romance, damn she must be in the emo trinity

the emo trinity by ImPhilTrashN.O.1 June 30, 2016

the emo tree

A tree at Centennial High School where the emo kids enjoy standing under during the school day and between classes. Under it features a strong lineup of your favorite emos, goths, and metal heads. On occasion they like to listen to death metal out of a speaker in one of their backpacks. During the winter, when the tree is blocked off by the large snowbank, they stand next to it. Once a rival school tried to cut down the emo tree, but the emo guardians came and defended the tree.

"Dude did you see the pack around the emo tree today?"

"Yeah I bet they were doing a sacrifice"

the emo tree by WhatsAPseudonym May 8, 2014

The emo death fall ritual 

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

The emo death fall ritual by Gizrik October 3, 2016

The Emo Cycle 

An emo boy writes a song or poem and cries. A girl reads or hears it, the goes out with him out of pitty. The emo boy gets laid. The girl realizes that she doesn't even like hik and breakes up with him. Then, out of depression, the emo boy writes a song or poem about how sad he is. Another girl reads or hears it , and the cycle repeats itself.

The emo cycle is a self sustaining cycle of God!!!

The Emo Cycle by Xero _ Manifest December 4, 2010

The.emo.cult 

An absolute ledgand that has an amazing music taste.

Have u seen the.emo.cult's insta!
have you listened to the.emo.cult's sotd??

The.emo.cult by Emobishh February 19, 2021

the emo swoop 

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

the emo swoop by john March 14, 2005