churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.

"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."

churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Courchene 

a courchene is a person who uses the phrase, ‘ewwww’ when someone says something that he/she finds gross.

person: i like chocolate cake.
a courchene: ewwww!

Courchene by angel_energyy June 6, 2020

churchered 

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

churchered by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Churchislator 

When a state legislator uses his or her religious/church beliefs to directly impact their support of specific bills that can or do become state law.

Chris Buttars is a classic "Churchislator"
D. Chris Buttars (born April 1, 1942) is a Republican member of the Utah State Senate representing senate district 10 (which spans the cities of South Jordan, West Jordan, and Herriman). He has served as a state senator since 2001.

Buttars has been outspoken on issues dealing with homosexuality, and co-sponsored Utah Constitutional Amendment 3 with Utah Boys Ranch colleague LaVar Christensen, which defined marriage in Utah as consisting "only of the legal union between a man and a woman." Buttars criticized the domestic partnership executive order signed by Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson. Buttars also introduced legislation that would ban gay clubs and gay-straight alliances in public schools.

Churchislator by Arule February 28, 2010

Home Churched 

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

Home Churched by sfoxe May 24, 2009

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game

Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!

churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010