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sample abuser 

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
sample abuser by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
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Sparknotes Abuser 

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.
Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.
Sparknotes Abuser by saxredman July 29, 2012

Siren Abuser 

Driver of a first responder vehicle who turns on the siren as a way to get somewhere faster even though there is no actual emergency.
An ambulance came rushing by, then pulled into the Starbucks parking lot and calmly walked into the store and got in line. The lack of urgency proved him to be a siren abuser.
Siren Abuser by Topaz144 March 28, 2020

Story Abuser 

That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate

guy2: what is it?

giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
Story Abuser by Sebby294 May 11, 2021

that chicken’s been tampered with and abused 

“darn that chicken’s been tampered with and abused!”

Silent Abuser 

Small quiet child who is well known for abusing people so quietly that you are unable to here them.
Me: hey silent abuser why so quiet?
Them:(silence as their mouth goes into an abusing frenzy)
Silent Abuser by fuzzyjred September 23, 2010

sugar abuser

1.
A person or colleague at work who puts an extreme amount of sugar in his/her coffee from the canteen without thinking about other employees who want sugar in their coffee too.

2.
A person or colleague at work who throws sugar sticks to their colleagues without saying something.
He is always putting so much sugar in his coffee, he is a real sugar abuser.

My colleague at the other side of the table is a sugar abuser because he throws sugar sticks at me.
sugar abuser by NitraatPlagiaat September 16, 2020