couch face 

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

couch face by hotgochu February 3, 2019

cooch face

A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.

My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.

cooch face by trickybum April 11, 2011

Coach Face 

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".

Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".

Coach Face by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

Coach-Face by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

couche face 

when your face looks like a couche couchie head

shut up you couche face!

couche face by niggablacuz January 13, 2008