swofford 

The dumbest of the dumb. The most ignorant fucking retard that you can possibly find. In every conversation this person must add his input which in turn leaves you feeling dumber and left in awe. This person takes pride in being the butt of all jokes, and upholds himself in the highest tradition of being absolute retarded fat shit mad ass trash.

any possible negative word that can be used in a deragatory manner.

Your such a waste of fucking life, your such a "swofford."

swofford by sumo_midget October 7, 2010

swofford 

a belemic fuck up who dusn't kno herslef

jordan u a cracked out swofford

swofford by wrist watch November 23, 2003

Spofford Pond School

An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.

"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."

Spofford Pond School by cady913 February 21, 2015

swafford 

Strong hard working, often referred to as a "workaholic", trustworthy and true bloodline.

She's a swafford

swafford by Wondering December 18, 2016

spofford, nh 

A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake

Spofford, NH is a lousy place to live, unless you enjoy backgammon and chipmunks.

spofford, nh by caittt February 18, 2009

Swoffording 

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.

1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."

Swoffording by Gritty Banger December 28, 2007

Swaffordize

To walk through life with an outward appearance of one image but to live internally as a completely different person.

To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.

"I thought Tom was a different person when we met him. He was so nice and seemed to care, but now he is a total cold and calloused a-hole"

"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"

Swaffordize by Psibri January 13, 2011