Glitter 

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.

Glitter by Dave Miller October 15, 2020

Glitter 

The herpes of crafts.

I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it.

Glitter by shelby oakes January 1, 2018

Glitter 

An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.

Glitter by twistediniquity December 30, 2008

glitter 

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

glitter by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Glitter 

n.

A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!

You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.

Glitter by zooo October 27, 2010

glitter 

(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.

glitter by bloomerj June 17, 2011

Glitter 

The collective noun for a group of three or more young women, typically caucasian, who exhibit two or more of the following traits;
Fall attire
Pumpkin spice anything
Yoga pants
A need to laugh in unison, loudly

"Shit, this store was quiet until that glitter of girls walked in here. I bet they haven't even been to the gym today."

Glitter by kittenkeeper November 9, 2017