longbeard 

An older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.

He's a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.

longbeard by SwimmingNaked March 7, 2012

longbeard 

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

longbeard by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

longbeachgriffy 

A funny youtube

"Hey dad, did you see the new longbeachgriffy video"

"I AM NOT YOUR DAD"

longbeachgriffy by KeplerA7 December 22, 2018

East Longmeadow High School 

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.

"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

East Longmeadow High School by student7184761 March 11, 2016

Longabear 

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

Longabear by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

legbeard 

The female equivalent of neckbeard. Just as lazy, overweight men are associated with a lack of grooming leading to beards covering the neck, women of similar status may have hairy legs.

Rikasa plays Atlus games all day and watches yaoi all night. She's such a legbeard.

legbeard by Marcel Laverdongle February 19, 2010

longboarding 

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph

longboarding ig great! everyone shud get a longboard

longboarding by steve! April 18, 2005