Squatch 

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

Squatch by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022

Squatch 

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

Squatch by Dextin July 31, 2011

Squatch 

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

Squatch by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

squatch 

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

squatch by OsirusR June 4, 2010

squatch 

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh

squatch by Houston meza December 25, 2013

Squatch 

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

Squatch by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch 

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

Squatch by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012