g list 

a celebrity who you have to Google, just to see who they are.

Knowing Britney's luck, she'll be g list in a matter of months.

g list by tinkyfinky December 24, 2007

G-List 

A G-Lister or one who is on the G-List is a person who celebrates and loves the planet - but does not sacrifice luxury and quality of life.

Dawnia Bell is the creator of dailygreendiva.com a blog covering her life on the G-List

G-List by dailygreendiva August 31, 2009

glistening 

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

Glisten 

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

Glisten by taedium April 5, 2012

Glistening bead 

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Glisten Noise 

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

Glisten Noise by DECKKS June 23, 2019

glistening cakes 

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

glistening cakes by the dchi cook August 28, 2010