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Popularity sociopath

A person who flatters his way into high social standing and mimics the behavior and actions of popular people while at the same time being entirely oblivious to basic social cues.
"Why did that friend of your s just give me a high five and ask me if I wanted drugs and to do sex?" "Oh that's Randolph. He's a popularity sociopath. He probably saw somebody do that in a movie."
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Popularity Status 

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)
Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

Popularity Swing 

Can be used to define when the popularity of a product or service gains momentum to another product due to the hype being switched over.
John: I'm using myspace right now it's the best.
Joe: No, you should use facebook because everyone is using that now.
John: Since everyone is using that I guess I will switch over then.

If people switch from Call of Duty to Battlefield 3 there is a popularity swing because all of their friends are playing that one game.
Popularity Swing by Namynos June 22, 2011

Popularity Spike 

When you have a lot of friends overloading you with IMs that causes a bit of lag.
I was just hanging on facebook when I had 10 friends come online and chat me and the popularity spike caussed me to lag and almost crash.
Popularity Spike by tbclycan July 6, 2009

Solitary Popularity 

The one eccentric student or coworker who fits in no where, and keeps to himself. Usually spends all free waking moments quarantined from the rest of society.
Nick: Hey, have you met the new kid yet?
Gabrielle: No, he's always in solitary popularity.

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.