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contained 

No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.
USAGE -

As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
"Is it contained?"
"...what do you mean by contained?"
"I am asking if it is contained it is a simple yes or no question..."
etc....
contained by The PC Nerd September 7, 2005
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Contained 

Kept within limit until struggling.
Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!
Contained by Fendzs December 31, 2021

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

A contained fart 

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!
Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) 

“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.
q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!
Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!