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hitting head right on the nail 

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'
Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

hitting the head 

Pissing, urination, the act of excreting liquid waste in males
"I was just hitting the head."
hitting the head by doom suckle November 12, 2007

hitting the nail too squarely on the head 

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.
I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026