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New Shoes 

1.) new set of tires for your car. Originating in the rubber tires coinsiding with the rubber on the bottom of tennis shoes.
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2.) A woman. Originating to getting a new pair of shoes because your old ones are worn and/or outdated. "Nikes" are refered to as an extremely hot woman.
1.) A: "Check out my car's New Shoes!"
B: "That's tight man, i'm gonna get some!"
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2.) A: "Hey man, lets hit up the mall and check out them
New Shoes..."
B: "Ahh, i see what you mean..i'ma try and pick up some
new Nikes!"
New Shoes by CHOFOMAN September 30, 2005
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New Shoes 

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
New Shoes by stesaf June 28, 2022

new shoes 

A term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.
1. "Do you want to go look for some new shoes today?"
2. "I just bought top of the line new shoes if you want to help me wear them in today."
new shoes by Ali F July 18, 2006

new shoes 

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.
Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'
new shoes by Shaggy April 19, 2005

new shoes on the whip 

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car
gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's

New Shoes Old Laces 

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"