cumoff 

The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.

"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"

cumoff by punkie078 November 17, 2004

cutoff prevention

Used mostly in YouTube Poops where a video may only be a few seconds long. Cut-off prevention is a way of adding a few seconds to a video in order to prevent the YouTube player from breaking and not playing a video in its entirety.

Usually placed at the end of a video, cut-off prevention is a way of ensuring that the vie

Tard#1: The retard didn't even use any cutoff prevention. I can't watch the video.

Jack#2: lulz

cutoff prevention by Bacender.. April 11, 2010

cubofficle 

A hybrid of a soft-walled cubicle and an office. Constructed similarly to a traditional cubicle but has a locking door and the walls are too tall to be peeped over.

Jim got a promotion, so he's too cool for a cube. Alas, he's not cool enough for an office yet, so they moved him to a cubofficle.

cubofficle by Cabol June 4, 2010

cutoff man 

When someone takes a load (cum shot) in the mouth from a guy and then spits it into someone else's mouth from a distance.

The other night, Denise was the cutoff man between Jack and Dianne.

cutoff man by VRSick98 June 24, 2014

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

cutoff time 

The period of time after a set time at which it is no longer socially acceptable to call someone. Usually around 9-10 o'clock. Only to be violated in periods of extreme urgency. Originally coined by Larry David on, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

Person 1: Oh shit, I forget to tell my friend that he has to meet me at noon tomorrow.

Person 2: Too late now, it's past the cutoff time.

cutoff time by Specialnator July 23, 2010