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chris hansen 

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?
chris hansen by Nykwil October 25, 2007

Chris Hansen 

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.
Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!
Chris Hansen by pelicaine September 7, 2009

Chris Hansen 

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Chris Hansen by Crystal K December 14, 2007

Chris Hansen 

Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.

It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.
Chris Hansen by Seth Einus November 20, 2007

Chris Hansen 

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
Chris Hansen by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

Chris Hansen 

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.
Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"
Chris Hansen by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009